Hermione Granger Quotes: 84 Magical Sayings You’ll Love

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1. “I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I hope you’re pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed – or worse, expelled. Now, if you don’t mind, I’m going to bed.”

2. “You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “You! You foul, loathsome, evil little cockroach!”

3. “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon.”

4. “When are you going to get it into your head? We’re in this together!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “When are you going to get it into your head? We're in this together!”

5. “Stop, stop, stop! You’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s levi-O-sa, not leviosAR!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Stop, stop, stop! You're going to take someone's eye out. Besides, you're saying it wrong. It's levi-O-sa, not leviosAR!”

6. “Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Will you stop eating? Your best friend is missing!”

7. “I did my best with it! I notice I’m always the one who ends up sorting out the food, because I’m a girl, I suppose!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I did my best with it! I notice I’m always the one who ends up sorting out the food, because I’m a girl, I suppose!”

8. “If you’re going to kill Harry, you’ll have to kill us, too.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “If you're going to kill Harry, you'll have to kill us, too.”

9. “A giant! A giant in the forest! And we’re supposed to give him English lessons! Always assuming, of course, we can get past the herd of murderous centaurs on the way in and out! I — don’t — believe, — him!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “A giant! A giant in the forest! And we’re supposed to give him English lessons! Always assuming, of course, we can get past the herd of murderous centaurs on the way in and out! I — don’t — believe, — him!”

10. “So the Daily Prophet exists to tell people what they want to hear, does it?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “So the Daily Prophet exists to tell people what they want to hear, does it?”

11. “Then I’ll go back again tomorrow! I’ll plan his lessons for him if I have to. I don’t care if she throws out Trelawney but she’s not taking Hagrid!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Then I’ll go back again tomorrow! I’ll plan his lessons for him if I have to. I don’t care if she throws out Trelawney but she’s not taking Hagrid!”

12. “Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Professor, I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets.”

13. “It means “dirty blood.” Mudblood’s a foul name for someone who’s Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It’s not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “It means “dirty blood.” Mudblood’s a foul name for someone who’s Muggle-born. Someone with non-magic parents. Someone like me. It’s not a term one usually hears in civilized conversation.”

14. “Oh, you’re so naive sometimes, Harry, you really think Umbridge will wait for proof?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Oh, you’re so naive sometimes, Harry, you really think Umbridge will wait for proof?”

15. “It’s people like you, Ron, who prop up rotten and unjust systems, just because they’re too lazy to

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “It’s people like you, Ron, who prop up rotten and unjust systems, just because they’re too lazy to”

16. “And For The Record, I’ve Always Found Him Interesting!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “And For The Record, I've Always Found Him Interesting!”

17. “Next time there’s a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before someone else does! And not as the last resort!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Next time there's a ball, pluck up the courage and ask me before someone else does! And not as the last resort!”

18. “What’s got your wand in a knot?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “What’s got your wand in a knot?”

19. “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “At least no one on the Gryffindor team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent.”

20. “Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed – or worse, expelled.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed - or worse, expelled.”

21. “I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.”

22. Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk. Hermione: No need to think is more likely.

Hermione Granger Quote: “Dolores Umbridge: Wands away. There will be no need to talk.”

23. “He is a werewolf! That’s why he’s been missing classes.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “He is a werewolf! That's why he's been missing classes.”

24. “I’ve always admired your courage, Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick. You don’t really think you’re going to be able to find all those Horcruxes by yourself, do you? You need us, Harry.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I’ve always admired your courage, Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick. You don’t really think you’re going to be able to find all those Horcruxes by yourself, do you? You need us, Harry.”

25. “Professor McGonagall told me what awful things have happened when wizards have meddled with time…

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Professor McGonagall told me what awful things have happened when wizards have meddled with time…”

26. “You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “You know, the Egyptians used to worship cats.”

27. “This sort of thing is exactly what Dumbledore was talking about. You-Know-Who’s only been back two months, and we’ve started fighting among ourselves. And the Sorting Hat’s warning was the same — stand together, be united.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “This sort of thing is exactly what Dumbledore was talking about. You-Know-Who’s only been back two months, and we’ve started fighting among ourselves. And the Sorting Hat’s warning was the same — stand together, be united.”

28. “There’s nothing in here about using defensive spells.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “There's nothing in here about using defensive spells.”

29. “Quidditch! Is that all boys care about? Cormac hasn’t asked me one single question about myself, no, I’ve just been treated to ‘A Hundred Great Saves Made by Cormac McLaggen’ nonstop!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Quidditch! Is that all boys care about? Cormac hasn’t asked me one single question about myself, no, I’ve just been treated to ‘A Hundred Great Saves Made by Cormac McLaggen’ nonstop!”

30. “Let’s get this straight once and for all. It’s none of your business who I go out with or what I do with them.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Let’s get this straight once and for all. It’s none of your business who I go out with or what I do with them.”

31. Hermione: Holy cricket, you’re Harry Potter! I’m Hermione Granger. And… you are? Ron: Um, Ron Weasley. Hermione: Pleasure.

Hermione Granger Quote: “Hermione: Holy cricket, you’re Harry Potter! I’m Hermione Granger. And… you are?”

32. “Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Next time there’s a ball, ask me before someone else does, and not as a last resort!”

33. “Viktor’s more of a physical being. I just mean he’s not particularly loquacious.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Viktor's more of a physical being. I just mean he's not particularly loquacious.”

34. “Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Just because you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn’t mean we all have.”

35. “The truth is that you don’t think a girl would have been clever enough!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “The truth is that you don’t think a girl would have been clever enough!”

36. “I mean, you could claim that anything’s real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody’s proved it doesn’t exist!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I mean, you could claim that anything’s real if the only basis for believing in it is that nobody’s proved it doesn’t exist!”

37. “Everyone this is Loony Love…Luna Lovegood.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Everyone this is Loony Love...Luna Lovegood.”

38. “We will fight! We’ll have to…But let’s not lose sight now of what we’re supposed to be doing! We’re the only ones who can end it!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “We will fight! We’ll have to...But let’s not lose sight now of what we’re supposed to be doing! We’re the only ones who can end it!”

39. “Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery and — oh Harry — be careful!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Books! And cleverness! There are more important things — friendship and bravery and — oh Harry — be careful!”

40. “You’ve got dirt on your nose. Did you know that?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “You've got dirt on your nose. Did you know that?”

41. “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Just because it’s taken you three years to notice, Ron, doesn’t mean no one else has spotted I’m a girl!”

42. “Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state.”

43. “Who cares? I mean, it’s sort of exciting, isn’t it, breaking the rules.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Who cares? I mean, it's sort of exciting, isn't it, breaking the rules.”

44. “There you are, then, they see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim’s not an omen, it’s the cause of death! And Harry’s still with us because he’s not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I’d better kick the bucket then!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “There you are, then, they see the Grim and die of fright. The Grim’s not an omen, it’s the cause of death! And Harry’s still with us because he’s not stupid enough to see one and think, right, well, I’d better kick the bucket then!”

45. “I’m hoping to do some good in the world.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I'm hoping to do some good in the world.”

46. “You have to realize who you are, Harry.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “You have to realize who you are, Harry.”

47. “No, Harry. Even In The Wizarding World, Hearing Voices Isn’t A Good Sign.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “No, Harry. Even In The Wizarding World, Hearing Voices Isn’t A Good Sign.”

48. “Do you ever stop eating?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Do you ever stop eating?”

49. “Luck can only get you so far.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Luck can only get you so far.”

50. “The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped for the seeker’s needs.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “The Room of Requirement only appears when a person has real need of it, and is always equipped for the seeker's needs.”

51. “We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who’s had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “We need a teacher. A proper teacher. One who's had real experience defending themselves against the Dark Arts.”

52. “I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough…

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I’ve learned all our course books by heart, of course, I just hope it will be enough...”

53. “I don’t know, Harry, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I don't know, Harry, but it sounded like you were egging the snake on or something.”

54. “Of course, I’ve only tried a few simple ones myself, but they’ve all worked for me. For example, Oculus Reparo.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Of course, I've only tried a few simple ones myself, but they've all worked for me. For example, Oculus Reparo.”

55. “We’ve got to be able to defend ourselves. And if Umbridge refuses to teach us how, we need someone who will.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “We've got to be able to defend ourselves. And if Umbridge refuses to teach us how, we need someone who will.”

56. “Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Honestly, am I the only person who’s ever bothered to read Hogwarts, A History?”

57. “Fear Of A Name Only Increases Fear Of The Thing Itself.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Fear Of A Name Only Increases Fear Of The Thing Itself.”

58. “Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul — you evil little cockroach!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Don’t you dare call Hagrid pathetic, you foul — you evil little cockroach!”

59. “Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Harry — I think I’ve just understood something! I’ve got to go to the library!”

60. “You complete ass, Ronald Weasley! You show up here, after weeks, and you say, ‘Hey’?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “You complete ass, Ronald Weasley! You show up here, after weeks, and you say, ‘Hey’?”

61. “Are you sure that’s a real spell? Well, it’s not very good, is it?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?”

62. “You do realize that your sheets are changed, your fires lit, your classrooms cleaned, and your food cooked by a group of magical creatures who are unpaid and enslaved?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “You do realize that your sheets are changed, your fires lit, your classrooms cleaned, and your food cooked by a group of magical creatures who are unpaid and enslaved?”

63. “One day, you’ll read Hogwarts, A History, and perhaps that will remind you that you can’t Apparate or Disapparate inside Hogwarts.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “One day, you’ll read Hogwarts, A History, and perhaps that will remind you that you can’t Apparate or Disapparate inside Hogwarts.”

64. “Shh! Listen! Someone’s coming! I think — I think it might be us!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Shh! Listen! Someone’s coming! I think — I think it might be us!”

65. “Honestly, don’t you two read?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Honestly, don't you two read?”

66. “Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Ron, you are the most insensitive wart I have ever had the misfortune to meet.”

67. “One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “One person can’t feel all that at once, they’d explode.”

68. “I’ve always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “I've always admired your courage Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick.”

69. “It’s just outrageous! I’ve looked it up, they simply can’t expel you. It’s completely unfair!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “It's just outrageous! I've looked it up, they simply can't expel you. It's completely unfair!”

70. “Listen to me, all of you…You’ve got the right to wages and holidays and proper clothes, you don’t have to do everything you’re told.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Listen to me, all of you...You’ve got the right to wages and holidays and proper clothes, you don’t have to do everything you’re told.”

71. “Harry, [Voldemort] is taking over the Ministry and the newspapers and half the Wizarding world! Don’t let him inside your head too!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Harry, [Voldemort] is taking over the Ministry and the newspapers and half the Wizarding world! Don’t let him inside your head too!”

72. “He’s been poisoned, you daft dimbo! And as a matter of fact, I’ve always found him interesting.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “He's been poisoned, you daft dimbo! And as a matter of fact, I've always found him interesting.”

73. “Even Dumbledore didn’t see this coming. Harry, if it’s anyone’s fault, it’s ours.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Even Dumbledore didn't see this coming. Harry, if it's anyone's fault, it's ours.”

74. “It would be quite nice if you stopped jumping down out throats, Harry, because in case you haven’t noticed, Ron and I are on your side.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “It would be quite nice if you stopped jumping down out throats, Harry, because in case you haven’t noticed, Ron and I are on your side.”

75. “Cho couldn’t take her eyes off you, could she?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Cho couldn't take her eyes off you, could she?”

76. “There’s a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent. Salazar Slytherin was a parselmouth, he could talk to snakes too.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “There's a reason the symbol of Slytherin house is a serpent. Salazar Slytherin was a parselmouth, he could talk to snakes too.”

77. “Excuse me, I don’t like people just because they’re handsome!

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Excuse me, I don’t like people just because they’re handsome!”

78. “Actually, I’m Highly Logical, Which Allows Me To Look Past Extraneous Detail And Perceive Clearly That Which Others Overlook.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Actually, I'm Highly Logical, Which Allows Me To Look Past Extraneous Detail And Perceive Clearly That Which Others Overlook.”

79. “Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter…

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Nobody in my family’s magic at all, it was ever such a surprise when I got my letter...”

80. “Do you think we should go and ask Hagrid about it all?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Do you think we should go and ask Hagrid about it all?”

81. “Maybe [I don’t understand Quidditch], but at least my happiness doesn’t depend on Ron’s goalkeeping ability.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Maybe [I don’t understand Quidditch], but at least my happiness doesn’t depend on Ron’s goalkeeping ability.”

82. “Me! Books! And cleverness! There are more important things – friendship and bravery.

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Me! Books! And cleverness! There are more important things - friendship and bravery.”

83. “Oh I see, so basically, you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have you, even if she’s completely horrible?

– Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger Quote: “Oh I see, so basically, you’re going to take the best-looking girl who’ll have you, even if she’s completely horrible?”

84. Ron: Hermione, you are truly the most wonderful person I have ever met and if I’m ever rude to you… Hermione: Then I’ll know you’ve gone back to normal.

Hermione Granger Quote: “Ron: Hermione, you are truly the most wonderful person I have ever met and if I’m ever rude to you…”
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