1. “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! It’s hysterical, Mister J! Welp, scratch one slinky stink bomb! Let her have it, Puddin’!”
2. “You’ve got the look. And a lotta nerve. What you don’t have is the right. Joker was a hero. You’re not fit to lick his boutonniere!”
3. “You don’t know who that is? The Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime. My former partner in madness. The Harlequin of Hate. The Jester of Genocide. You’ve never heard of him?”
4. “Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. It’s nothing without a master. And no one gives two sh*ts who we are beyond that.”
5. “Don’t get me wrong, my puddin’s a little rough, but he loves me, really.”
6. “Nice to meet you. Love your perfume. What is that? The stench of death?”
7. “I tried to play by the rules, but no! They wouldn’t let me go straight! Society is to blame!”
8. Dinah Lance: What the hell is up with this bow and arrow shit? The Huntress: IT’S NOT A FUCKING BOW AND ARROW. It’s a crossbow! I’m not twelve! Dinah Lance: I love this chick. She’s got rage issues. The Huntress: [getting in her face] I DON’T HAVE RAGE ISSUES!
9. “You can’t deny there’s an element of glamour to these super criminals.”
10. “Sorry, it’s the voices. Haha, I’m kidding… That’s not what they really said.”
11. “I’m going to kill you. For everything you’ve done to me. All the times you’ve made me feel useless and small. For all the times I will never forget. For all the things I can never forgive.”
12. “I was halfway across town, hungover, and thinking about breakfast.”
13. “If I get mad at you that means I still care. Worry when I don’t get mad.”
14. “Aren’t you glad you wore that? Sexy AND bulletproof!”
15. “And what’s worse, every person I ever wronged now felt free to come and take their pound of flesh. Turns out, I wronged a lot of people.”
16. Harley Quinn: [while arming themselves against Roman’s army] Isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover. We should order pizza, make Cosmos…! Dinah Lance: Harley, focus!
![Harley Quinn Quote: “Harley Quinn: [while arming themselves against Roman's army] Isn't this fun? It's just like a sleepover. We should order pizza, make Cosmos...!”](https://bestquotesfrom.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/harley-quinn-harley-quinn_-_while-arming-820x820.jpg "Harley Quinn Quote: “Harley Quinn: [while arming themselves against Roman’s army] Isn’t this fun? It’s just like a sleepover. We should order pizza, make Cosmos…!”")
17. “Sometimes the only way to stay sane is to go a little crazy.”
18. “So, I’m thinking if we move together, we can kill all these guys and go our separate ways. Spread the word.”
19. “If you want boys to respect you, show them you’re serious. Shoot something, blow it up!”
20. Never again. No more obsession, no more craziness, no more Joker. I finally see that slime for what he is: a murderous, manipulative, irredeemable…
21. “Face it, Harl, this stinks! You’re a certified nutso wanted in twelve states and hopelessly in love with a psychopathic clown.”
22. “We’re finished you and me. I’ve got someone new now. Someone better.”
23. “We can’t change the past, but there’s a difference between moving on and letting go.”
24. “Hah! You’re just jealous cause you don’t have a fella who’s as loving and loyal toy you as my Puddin’ is to me!”
25. “I must let the world know about my craving. I want pancakes and I want them now!”
26. “Why can’t a girl be nice to a guy without the mook trying to murder her?”
27. “They say if you want to tell a story right, you gotta start at the beginning.”
28. “Ladies and jerks! There’s been a slight change in tonight’s show. Instead of the opera robbin you for something like a thousand bucks a seat — we’re gonna rob you! Believe me, folks, I’ve seen it already. I’m doin’ ya a big favor!”
29. “If I’m lucky, I’ll make it out of town before Bats hauls my heinie back to the bin.”
30. “Oh, I fell hard. Like out of a plane without a parachute, right in your dumb fucking face kinda hard.”
31. “Some people have the Eiffel Tower, or Olive Garden. The Joker and I? Our love bloomed in a highly toxic industrial processing plant.”
32. Harley Quinn: [as they’re fighting off Roman’s army] Hair tie? Dinah Lance: Yeah.
![Harley Quinn Quote: “Harley Quinn: [as they're fighting off Roman's army] Hair tie?”](https://bestquotesfrom.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/harley-quinn-harley-quinn_-_as-they_re-fighting-820x820.jpg "Harley Quinn Quote: “Harley Quinn: [as they’re fighting off Roman’s army] Hair tie?”")
33. Harley Quinn: [handing out lime margaritas, to Cassandra] You drink, right, kid? Cassandra Cain: Sure. Renee Montoya: [plucks it away] I don’t think so.
![Harley Quinn Quote: “Harley Quinn: [handing out lime margaritas, to Cassandra] You drink, right, kid?”](https://bestquotesfrom.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/harley-quinn-harley-quinn_-_handing-out-lime-820x820.jpg "Harley Quinn Quote: “Harley Quinn: [handing out lime margaritas, to Cassandra] You drink, right, kid?”")
34. “If I’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing, you better run cause I’m about to lose my sh*t.”
35. “I think you should do what he says. It would be a shame to get blood all over my nice new outfit. What do you think, Bat-brain? Like it? What am I saying? ‘Course you do. Who wouldn’t?”
36. “Psychologically speaking, vengeance rarely brings the catharsis we hope for.”
37. “You thought I was just another bubble-headed blonde bimbo! Well, the joke’s on you, ’cause I’m not even a real blonde.”
38. “My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls.”
39. “If you’ve ever watched any cop movie ever, you know that this is when shit gets real.”
40. “Unless we all want to die very unpleasant deaths, we’re going to have to work together.”
41. “I’m having a bad day! I’m sick of people trying ta shoot me, run me over or blow me up! All I wanted was a new dress and I actually paid for it!”
42. “I know the voices in my head aren’t real, but sometimes their ideas are absolutely awesome.”
43. “Being Joker’s girl gave me immunity.”
44. “I’m not shopping at this store – I’m robbing this store. Paying is for dummies!”
45. “I found The Joker’s psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming — and his charm irresistible! What can I tell ya? The guy just did it for me.”
46. “And that is why you should never partake in paying federal income taxes.”
47. “We all know the saying, “Behind every successful man, there’s a badass broad.” Well, that was me.”
48. Harley Quinn: You’re not going to try to run, are you? Cassandra Cain: Look, if there’s really a half mil on my head, I figure I’m better off with the person who’s not going to cut me open. Harley Quinn: Fine. But if you try to run, I will kill you. I do not care that you’re a kid.
49. “Hush, little baby, don’t say a word, Momma’s gonna kill for you the whole world.”
50. “It soon became clear to me the Joker, so often described as a raving, homicidal madman … was actually a tortured soul crying out for love and acceptance. A lost, injured child trying to make the world laugh at his antics.”
51. “Call me old-fashioned, but I always thought the guy was meant to get the girl a diamond.”
52. Harley Quinn: Oh hey, you’re that singer no one listens to. Dinah Lance: Oh hey, you’re the asshole no one likes.
53. “I’m sorry, kid. And I’m sorry I tried to sell you. That was a dick move. For what it’s worth, you made me want to be a less terrible person.”
54. “Six bucks for tap water with a fucking cucumber stick in it? That’s crazy.”
55. Sionis’ Chauffeur: You broke my fucking legs! Harley Quinn: [mockingly] Oh, boo-hoo.
56. “Whatever you say, Mistah J! Just gimme a sec to find the form and I’ll commit myself!”
57. “I’ll never understand why Superman wears the same outfits every day.”
58. “Every woman has a crazy side that only the right man can bring out.”
59. “What, you were just thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don’t get normal!”
60. Cassandra Cain: Oh shit, is that a hyena in the bathtub? Harley Quinn: I named him Bruce after that hunky Wayne guy.
61. “And here you thought I was just another bubble headed, blonde, bimbo. Ha! Well jokes on you! I’m not even a real blonde.”
62. Dinah Lance: [after Zsasz’s killed; pointing her gun at Harley] I’m not letting you sell the kid to him. Harley Quinn: I wasn’t going to sell the kid. I was going to trade the kid. Dinah Lance: Yeah. To save your own stupid skin. Huh? Harley Quinn: I’m not proud of what I did. But I had half the city after me.
63. “The world can be amazing when you’re slightly strange.”
64. “I’m rubber, you’re glue, whatever you say bounces off me and makes a six-inch-diameter exit wound in you.”
65. “You know, for what it’s worth, I actually enjoyed some of our romps, but there comes a time when a gal wants more. And now, all this gal wants is to settle down with her lovin’ sweetheart.”
66. “I’ve made so many mistakes and there’s no one left who believes in me.”
67. “You think I’m just a doll. A doll that’s pink and light. A doll you can arrange any way you like. You’re wrong. Very wrong. What you think of me is only a ghost of time. I am dangerous. And I will show you just how dark I can be.”
68. “It was the kick in the balls she needed to see that she had nothing to prove to those blowhard assholes.”
69. “I love him not for the way he silenced my demons, but for the way his demon dances with mine.”
70. “Why don’t I own the crossbow killer? I like crossbows!”
71. “I’m the one they should be scared of. Boo! Not you! Not Mister J! Because I’m Harley freaking Quinn!”
72. Renee Montoya: I underestimated you and I’m sorry. Harley Quinn: [shrugs] I’m used to it.
73. “Now you feel like you have someone by your side to share the journey with you.”
74. “That so cute, you think you’re scary. Well, mister, I’ve seen scary and you don’t have his smile.”
75. “I know how the world works, okay? And when it comes to the heart, everyone for themselves, right?”
76. “Know what a harlequin is? A harlequin’s role is to serve. An audience. A master. You know, a harlequin’s nothing without a master.”
77. “I’m sorry, kid, I’m just a terrible person I guess.”
78. “Oh, come on, Puddin’! Don’t you wanna rev up your ‘Harley’? Vroom vroom.”
79. “She calls herself Huntress. F**cking fabulous if you ask me.”
80. “When I was a kid, my dad traded me for a six-pack of beer. But however many times he tried to ditch me I kept coming back.”
