Adventure Time Quotes: 52 Captions That Define the Show

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1. “People get built different. We don’t need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.

– Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum Quote: “People get built different. We don't need to figure it out, we just need to respect it.”

2. “Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “Bad biscuits make the baker broke, bro.”

3. “I Have Approximate Knowledge Of Many Things.

– Demon Cat

4. “Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid, and I just wanna hug you and sit on the couch and play BMO with you!

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid, and I just wanna hug you and sit on the couch and play BMO with you!”

5. “You’re Letting Your Brain Dial Turn Your Fear Volume Up.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “You're Letting Your Brain Dial Turn Your Fear Volume Up.”

6. “Everything small is just a smaller version of something big.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “Everything small is just a smaller version of something big.”

7. “You’re just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I’ve got a heart of stone, buddy. I’m evil!

– Forest Cyclops

Forest Cyclops Quote: “You’re just trying to make me feel sad so you can steal my tears when I cry, but I’ve got a heart of stone, buddy. I’m evil!”

8. “Humor is the highest form of intelligence.

– Lamp

9. “This is really, really bad, Finn! You can’t break royal promises! Never, ever, never, no matter what, forever!

– Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum Quote: “This is really, really bad, Finn! You can’t break royal promises! Never, ever, never, no matter what, forever!”

10. “Something Weird might just be something familiar viewed from a different angle, and that’s not scary, right?

– Marceline’s Mom

11. “You know I care about you. I think you’re making the right choice. Your natural lifespan is going to be richer and fuller than you can imagine. And someday, when you die, I’ll be the one that puts you on the ground.

– Marceline

Marceline Quote: “You know I care about you. I think you're making the right choice. Your natural lifespan is going to be richer and fuller than you can imagine. And someday, when you die, I'll be the one that puts you on the ground.”

12. “Dating girls is like riding a bicycle. If you mess up, you could get really hurt forever or hurt someone you really care about.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “Dating girls is like riding a bicycle. If you mess up, you could get really hurt forever or hurt someone you really care about.”

13. “I’m collecting them all first to be sure I make the right choice!

– Ice King

Ice King Quote: “I’m collecting them all first to be sure I make the right choice!”

14. “Girls are like horses—when you fall down, it’s important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “Girls are like horses—when you fall down, it’s important that you get right back on again, on a different horse.”

15. “Thanks for responding to my call guys. I’m in a serious pickle, and i mean the bad kind- i mean like, a really smelly brown pickle.

– Prismo

Prismo Quote: “Thanks for responding to my call guys. I'm in a serious pickle, and i mean the bad kind- i mean like, a really smelly brown pickle.”

16. “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad. I think.

– Marceline

Marceline Quote: “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. But if you just do it once, that’s a mistake. And that’s not bad. I think.”

17. “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. If you just do it once, that’s a mistake.

– Marceline

Marceline Quote: “I don’t think there are bad people. I think good people do bad stuff sometimes, and that’s bad. If you just do it once, that’s a mistake.”

18. “Who are you? Ha ha ha! I know, you’re probably a… a biiiiiiig neeeerd! Hey baby, why don’t you try being cool like me?

– Ice King

Ice King Quote: “Who are you? Ha ha ha! I know, you're probably a... a biiiiiiig neeeerd! Hey baby, why don't you try being cool like me?”

19. “Sure my waist is bigger but that just means more bullets in my ammo belt.

– Margaret

20. “Sometimes, I Think There’s A Monster Who Lives In My Stomach, And That’s Why I’m Hungry All The Time.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “Sometimes, I Think There's A Monster Who Lives In My Stomach, And That's Why I'm Hungry All The Time.”

21. “Everything repeats over and over again. No one learns anything, because no one lives long enough to see the pattern.

– Marceline

Marceline Quote: “Everything repeats over and over again. No one learns anything, because no one lives long enough to see the pattern.”

22. “I say creepy is just another label we used to distance ourselves from stuff we don’t understand. Or that it reminds us of something in ourselves that we’re not comfortable with. It just ain’t a real thing, ya know? Unless you choose to believe it.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “I say creepy is just another label we used to distance ourselves from stuff we don’t understand. Or that it reminds us of something in ourselves that we’re not comfortable with. It just ain’t a real thing, ya know? Unless you choose to believe it.”

23. “I don’t need to feel like I’m waiting to be noticed. I know who I am, and I’ll know what I want if and when it ever comes along.

– Fionna

24. “Come on, bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. And everyone wants to get with the universe.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “Come on, bro, taking pain is easy. You just have to imagine that every bruise is a hickey from the universe. And everyone wants to get with the universe.”

25. “You are letting your brain dial the fear volume up

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “You are letting your brain dial the fear volume up”

26. “Being crazy is hard. You’re getting hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what’s real.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “Being crazy is hard. You're getting hung up on imaginary problems. You gotta focus on what's real.”

27. “Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “Dude, sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.”

28. “I’m Really, Really Sorry, Finn, But I Can’t Help You Because My Parents Are Horrible Idiots.

– Lumpy Space Princess

Lumpy Space Princess Quote: “I'm Really, Really Sorry, Finn, But I Can't Help You Because My Parents Are Horrible Idiots.”

29. “I knew that if my parents could see me now, they’d be jealous of how lumpin’ awesome I am.

– Lumpy Space Princess

Lumpy Space Princess Quote: “I knew that if my parents could see me now, they’d be jealous of how lumpin’ awesome I am.”

30. “You don’t need a mirror to look good. You’re beautiful on the inside.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “You don’t need a mirror to look good. You’re beautiful on the inside.”

31. “Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “Sometimes a man just has to retrieve his own disc.”

32. “Ohh, he can’t be caught. He’s got magic. And we’re worthless freaks, we can’t ever beat him! So we’ve gathered here to wallow in our self-pity.

– Gork

33. “That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!

– Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum Quote: “That’s it! The answer was so simple, I was too smart to see it!”

34. “Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a princess forever and let her live inside of me. Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world!

– Ice King

Ice King Quote: “Marriage is a thing that allows me to capture a princess forever and let her live inside of me. Marriage is the most beautiful thing in the world!”

35. “I’m a vampire! Drinking blood is kind of the main thing.

– Hierophant

36. “What am I talking about?! [Sighs and assumes] PB, I was…. geh…eh.. [Blushes] I was in love with you! Okay?! And you didn’t love me back! Now I’m ready to move on, and it’s like…rrmph!! You’re gonna build me up all over again! Well, I’m done! I’m done.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “What am I talking about?! [Sighs and assumes] PB, I was.... geh...eh.. [Blushes] I was in love with you! Okay?! And you didn't love me back! Now I'm ready to move on, and it's like...rrmph!! You're gonna build me up all over again! Well, I'm done! I'm done.”

37. “I just thought about my anxieties, and it’s like my mind hand touched a hot memory stove.

– Carol

38. “There’s no point letting them get to you, especially when you have so much to offer the world. Do as the Ice King does and shut out those naysayers!

– Ice King

Ice King Quote: “There’s no point letting them get to you, especially when you have so much to offer the world. Do as the Ice King does and shut out those naysayers!”

39. “Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That’s right, bad apples. ‘Lock ’em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it’s too dark to see.

– Finn the Human

Finn the Human Quote: “Some people just make the world a worse place to be in just by being around, Jake. That's right, bad apples. ‘Lock 'em all up,’ I say. At the bottom of the ocean, where it's too dark to see.”

40. “Entering a person’s mind can be dangerous.

– Rag Wizard

41. “Hey, it’s okay. People make mistakes. It’s all part of growing up, and you never really stop growing.

– Duke of Nuts

Duke of Nuts Quote: “Hey, it’s okay. People make mistakes. It’s all part of growing up, and you never really stop growing.”

42. “What are you..? This isn’t about some petty love triangle! Flame Princess is physically unstable! Her elemental matrix can’t handle extreme romance! Glob, if Finn tries to kiss her, she’ll burn so hot, she’ll melt right through the planet’s crust, down through the molten core!

– Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum Quote: “What are you..? This isn't about some petty love triangle! Flame Princess is physically unstable! Her elemental matrix can't handle extreme romance! Glob, if Finn tries to kiss her, she'll burn so hot, she'll melt right through the planet's crust, down through the molten core!”

43. “Then if he’s gone, can you send me back to before I met him, so I won’t have to remember this heartache?

– Lumpy Space Princess

Lumpy Space Princess Quote: “Then if he’s gone, can you send me back to before I met him, so I won’t have to remember this heartache?”

44. “Sometimes, You Don’t Cry Because You’re Afraid Of Real Emotion.

– Ice King

Ice King Quote: “Sometimes, You Don't Cry Because You're Afraid Of Real Emotion.”

45. “Look, sweetie, someday you’ll be too big to hold. I’m as old as garlic balls. If someone offered to pick me up and carry me, I’d do it in a heartbeat. Take it, we can get it.

– Simon

46. “You’re Getting Hung Up On Imaginary Problems. You Got To Focus On What’s Real.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “You're Getting Hung Up On Imaginary Problems. You Got To Focus On What's Real.”

47. “I know what I said! But you know, sometimes you say things and then you don’t really mean them?

– Ice King

Ice King Quote: “I know what I said! But you know, sometimes you say things and then you don’t really mean them?”

48. “A love like theirs will always find a way. It’ll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “A love like theirs will always find a way. It’ll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.”

49. “To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it then what’s the point of living?

– Jake the Dog

Jake the Dog Quote: “To live life, you need problems. If you get everything you want the minute you want it then what’s the point of living?”

50. “It has cost me much, but I have learned, lemons need not squeeze lemon to survive!

– Earl of Lemongrab

Earl of Lemongrab Quote: “It has cost me much, but I have learned, lemons need not squeeze lemon to survive!”

51. “What you’re feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.

– Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum Quote: “What you're feeling is called infatuation. The pain is the product of you overvaluing a projected, imaginary relationship with me.”

52. “Responsibility demands sacrifice.

– Princess Bubblegum

Princess Bubblegum Quote: “Responsibility demands sacrifice.”
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