1. “Mindful Monday Humans, May your coffee kick in before reality does.”
2. “Yay! Happy Monday! May your coffee be strong, your enthusiasm stronger, and your smile brighter.”
3. “You are in control. Never allow your Monday to be manic.”
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4. “Your Monday morning thoughts set the tone for your whole week. See yourself getting stronger, and living a fulfilling, happier and healthier life.”
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5. “It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday. ‘Cause that’s my fun day. My I don’t have to run day.”
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6. “I’m not a morning person, especially on Mondays. More like a ‘gimme coffee or face my wrath’ kinda person.”
7. “Every Monday brings you a chance to draw in a breath, kick off your shoes and dance.”
8. “If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs. No one wants to wear them (No one is Me), but sometimes you have no choice.”
9. “Monday mornings are nature’s way of reminding us that the weekend is over, and it’s time to pay our bills.”
10. “I must break the routines and become a person who becomes productive every Monday. I must break the mindset of unhappiness and turn myself into a happy magnet for Mondays.”
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11. “If you don’t like the road you’re walking, start paving another one!”
12. “There is a song that says, rainy days and Mondays will always get you down.”
13. “Mondays are mundane, like Tuesdays minus 24 hours.”
14. “It is possible to write the best column in the world on Monday, and it does you no good on Tuesday.”
15. “Monday mornings are the reason we appreciate Fridays so much. They make the weekend taste even sweeter.”
16. “Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I’m a man of simple pleasures, really.”
17. “Mondays are why we should all embrace our inner sloth and hibernate like bears until the weekend”
18. “Instead of going to work, I’m on my way to declare Monday as a national nap day. Who’s with me?”
19. “Wake up on Monday and start your day with awesomeness and you will get happiness back.”
20. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.”
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21. “On Mondays, I use my imagination… to picture myself on a beach sipping margaritas instead of sitting at my desk.”
22. “No one likes Tuesday morning, but at least it’s not Monday morning”
23. “Employers are at their happiest on Mondays. Employees are at their happiest on Fridays.”
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24. “Mondays are like a wrong date you can’t escape, and No amount of small talk or awkward silence, or looking away will make it better.”
25. “There is nothing more dreadful than having to go walking on one’s own on Monday.”
26. “Monday, Monday, so good to me; Monday morning, it was all I hoped it would be.”
27. “The awfulness of Monday mornings is the world’s greatest common denominator.”
28. “Every morning, you have two choices, continue to sleep with your dreams or wake up and chase them.”
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29. “On Monday morning, I look forward fearlessly to Friday’s eve.”
30. “If Monday had a color, it would be a dull shade of gray, just like my enthusiasm for the day.”
31. “So. Monday. We meet again. We will never be friends — but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.”
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32. “Don’t let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!”
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33. “Rise and shine, it’s Monslay—time to unleash your awesomeness upon the world!”
34. “Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!”
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35. “Monday mornings remind me why adulting is hard and staying a kid forever is harder.”
36. “You can blame it on Monday! – Because it’s the only day of the week you can use as an excuse for all your problems.”
37. “If Monday were a book, it would be titled “101 Ways to Ruin Your day within the first few hours”.”
38. “Monday mornings are nature’s way of reminding us that the weekend is overrated and it’s a blink of an eye.”
39. “Oh my! Is it really Monday again already?”
40. “Monday mornings are like Mondays, dressed up in their Sunday best, pretending to be nice but looses their cool at noon.”
41. “When you start to do the things that you truly love, it wouldn’t matter whether it is Monday or Friday; you would be so excited to wake up each morning to work on your passions.”
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42. “Oops! It’s Monday – A reminder that the weekend will come again. But until then, let’s make the most of it and find humor in every moment.”
43. “For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is wiped clean. It is a day of new beginnings.”
44. “What about Monday? That could be our one day we look at things the same way, and wear funny shoes.”
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45. “The thing about today is… It’s Monday! No other day could get the week off to such a great start.”
46. “Coffee is the magical potion that makes Monday mornings somewhat bearable.”
47. “Treat your Mondays like superheroes in disguise—they give you the power to conquer the week!”
48. “Your Monday is not going to be like Saturday; the emotions are going to be different.”
49. “When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day.”
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50. “Okay, it’s Monday but who said Mondays have to suck? Be a rebel and have a great day anyway.”
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51. “Believe on Monday the way you believe on Sunday.”
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52. “Monday is your partner in Crime on your journey to success – It’s not a rival, so rock it.”
53. “I hope you brought your sunglasses because Monday is just another opportunity for me to shine.”
54. “If Monday had a personality, it would be a combination of a grumpy cat and a wet blanket.”
55. “It’s a Monday morning; a new week, a new day and a new morning to start fresh and achieve your goals.”
56. “Mondays make you realize that “five more minutes” doesn’t actually exist in the work world.”
57. “May cause extreme irritability and an urgent need for caffeine.” – Monday Disclaimer everyone needs.”
58. “Get in line because Mondays are the VIP pass to a week full of adventures and achievements.”
59. “This has been such a Monday! I wish I stayed in bed, and I wish that yesterday had never happened.”
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60. “Mondays and Fridays are just twenty-four-hour stretches of time with different names.”
61. “Don’t mess with anybody on a Monday. It’s a bad, bad day.”
62. “There are many opportunities every single day, and Monday is the perfect day to seize them all.”
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63. “On Monday mornings, my brain is still in weekend mode, figuring out where I left my motivation.”
64. “Monday is wonderful. Its only drawback is that it comes at such an inconvenient time of the week.”
65. “The sun himself is weak when he first rises; and gathers strength and courage as the day gets on.”
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66. “Monday is a reminder that my job has a serious crush on me – it just can’t wait to see me again.”
67. “On Monday mornings, I need a motivational quote on my coffee mug just to convince myself to drink it.”
68. “Monday is the day that opens up the week for many opportunities.”
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69. “If you have the right mindset, you can be just as happy on Monday as you are on Friday.”
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70. “I said that the issue is not Monday. The issue is action without motivation.”
71. “If Monday were a movie, it would be a horror film called ‘The Case of the Vanishing Weekend.”
72. “I don’t like Monday mornings or people who like Monday mornings. Or Mondays, or mornings… or people.”
73. “Embrace Mondays like a long-lost friend. Well, maybe not that enthusiastically, but you get the idea!”
74. “The biggest thrill wasn’t in winning on Sunday but in meeting the payroll on Monday.”
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75. “What do sharks do on Monday mornings? They get up and start biting. That’s me.”
76. “When you’re young and healthy, you can plan on Monday to commit suic*de, and by Wednesday, you’re laughing again.”
77. “Don’t let Monday be a stumbling block; let it be a stepping stone toward a week full of laughter and cheer!”
78. “The challenge of every Monday is to maintain the same vitality in each and every day of the week.”
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79. “Hey, I know it’s Monday. But it’s also a new day and a new week. And in that lies a new opportunity for something special to happen.”
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80. “I believe in the power of positive thinking on Mondays…positive that I need another cup of coffee.”
81. “Every time I see my boss’s missed call on a Monday, I’m reminded why Fridays are important.”
82. “Life is like Friday on a soap opera. It gives you the illusion that everything will wrap up, and then the same old sh*t starts on Monday.”
83. “Turn each Monday into the same attitude you have on the day before leaving on vacation, and you have the recipe for great productivity.”
84. “Monday morning will come whether you set the alarm or not.”
85. “Dear Monday mornings, I think we need some time apart. It’s not me; it’s definitely you; let’s try again another time.”
86. “New beginnings are available to us over 50 times a year, called Mondays.”
87. “What starts on Monday should carry through to Friday; that is, enthusiasm.”
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88. “Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday rather than spend the rest of the week debugging Monday’s code.”
