1. “Wednesdays will always bring smiles for the second half of the week.”
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2. “When people refer to ‘Back in the Day,’ it was a Wednesday. Just a little fun fact for you.”
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3. “They didn’t want it good, they wanted it Wednesday.”
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4. “Wednesday lets me move forward to the second half of the week. Happy Wednesday!”
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5. “Wednesdays are like Mondays in the middle of the week!”
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6. “Hope for the Best. Expect the worst. Life is a play. We’re unrehearsed.”
7. “To some, it’s Hump Day. To us, it’s Wednesday’s getting its ass kicked and Thursday just asking Friday to switch places.”
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8. “If all our national holidays were observed on Wednesdays, we could wind up with nine-day weekends.”
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9. “If you have enough book space, I don’t want to talk to you.”
10. “Wednesday; Halfway to the weekend. Use your time wisely!”
11. “Wednesday whispers to me in coffee language; ‘Hang in there, buddy.”
12. “Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, I whisper to myself ‘It’s only Wednesday. You’re kidding, right?”
13. “Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
14. “Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.”
15. “Wednesday; Halfway to the weekend, halfway out of sanity.”
16. “Nothing ruins Friday more than realizing that today is Wednesday.”
17. “Wednesdays are the most difficult times to be patient and handle too much caffeine.”
18. “When the glass isn’t quite completely full or half empty on Wednesday but you know that it has to be filled up.”
19. “Some days it’s okay if all you did was survive until lunch. Welcome to Wednesday!”
20. “Lunchtime on Wednesday is like reaching the oasis. Too bad we’ve still got a desert to cross.”
21. “Two days of the week get with the middle finger on Wednesday.”
22. “Middle of the week and my to-do list is playing hide and seek. Guess who’s losing?”
23. “Ever notice how ‘Wednesday’ and ‘win’ both start with the same letter? Coincidence? I think not!”
24. “Laugh your way over the hump – after all, it’s ‘witty Wednesday!”
25. “Wednesdays are like that moment when you think it’s Friday, but it’s actually just the week teasing you.”
26. “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”
27. “I’m not being lazy on Wednesday; simply getting ready to be productive on Thursday and Friday.”
28. “Positive and funny is the way to go, turning every Wednesday into your own personal show.”
29. “Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.”
30. “The most awful thing about Friday is realizing it’s already Wednesday.”
31. “I don’t hate Wednesdays, however they’re not my spirit animal for sure.”
32. “Wednesday; When you realize you’ve worked two days and still possess two more to go.”
33. “Dinosaurs are extinct today because they lacked opposable thumbs and the brainpower to build a space program.”
34. “Who decided on a five-day workweek anyway? Let’s laugh it off this Wednesday.”
35. “Wednesday; it’s nearly kind of, close to, just about almost the weekend.”
36. “The reason I talk to myself is because I’m the only one whose answers I accept.”
37. “Ah, Wednesday, the day the spelling never looked right.”
38. “A dry hump day is a Wednesday when it does not rain.”
39. “I’ve had enough coffee for two Wednesdays.”
40. “The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.”
41. “Always keep a bottle of wine in the fridge for special occasion, you know, like Wednesday.”
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42. “They say Wednesday’s child is full of woe; well, that’s because they haven’t had their coffee yet.”
43. “Having the day off on Wednesday is like getting a brief holiday in the middle of the workweek.”
44. “Wednesday’s to-do list; 1) Drink coffee 2) Survive 3) Sleep.”
45. “If you think your meeting is a waste of time, remember it’s the perfect excuse to avoid the real work.”
46. “Wednesday’s motto; If at first, you don’t succeed, try two more days until it’s the weekend.”
47. “It’s Wednesday! I can almost see the weekend from here, if I squint really hard.”
48. “Geography is just physics slowed down, with a couple of trees stuck in it.”
49. “Be the sunshine in someone’s cloudy Wednesday with your radiant smile.”
50. “Wednesday; The day I strive to remember that the weekend is wishful thinking away!”
51. “Wednesday; The day I bravely go where every human has gone before, the next day of the week.”
52. “Keep the positive vibes buzzing, even when Wednesday tries to steal your honey of happiness.”
53. “They wanted Wednesday, rather than good.”
54. “Wednesday; The day I’m too tired to pretend it’s still the beginning of the week but too determined to admit it’s almost over.”
55. “Keep calm and pretend it’s not Wednesday.”
56. “Wednesday; the day I officially decide that my week starts tomorrow.”
57. “It’s Wacky Wednesday. Be happy, be crazy, just don’t be Monday.”
58. “Wednesday; It’s almost, sorta, kinda, close to, just about, nearly the weekend.”
59. “If Wednesday was given a sign, it would be a lazy one.”
60. “To be honest, I’d rather remain home and drink coffee on my pony than deal with this Wednesday business.”
61. “Did you say it was only Wednesday?” “Please give me more coffee.”
62. “Every national holiday should fall on a Wednesday so that we have nine days off.”
63. “It must be Wednesday, there goes that camel again.”
64. “If Wednesday were a person, it’d be the one who’s always in the middle of an argument.”
65. “It usually takes me two or three days to prepare an impromptu speech.”
66. “Wednesday feels like Monday in the latter part of the week!”
67. “No stress on Wednesday!” You’ll never get anywhere if you worry.”
68. “I am convinced that God only created Wednesdays to remind us that the weekend was still an option.”
69. “On Wednesdays, we wear coffee and tired eyes.”
70. “It’s Wednesday, but my thoughts are already thinking about the weekend.”
71. “On Wednesdays, I align my expectations with reality; I expect chaos and embrace the madness.”
72. “I make more mistakes than anyone else I know, and sooner or later, I patent most of them.”
73. “Just remember, the first five days after the weekend are always the toughest.”
74. “If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little.”
75. “If each day is a ‘gift,’ I’d like to know if I can exchange Wednesdays.”
76. “Something is very incorrect when a day you know to be Wednesday starts to sound like Sunday.”
77. “If Wednesday had a face, I’d make it laugh with the cheesiest joke.”
78. “Why did Wednesday go to therapy? To get over the hump!”
79. “They call it ‘hump day,’ but I feel more like the camel that’s been carrying the week on my back.”
80. “Look forward to Wednesday—it’s the best week to call wearing sweats to work “casual clothing.”
81. “Coffee in hand, sparkle in my eye, smile on my face yep, it’s Wednesday.”
82. “Wednesday’s motto; If you can’t find the sunshine, be the slightly sarcastic sunshine in the office.”
83. “Today is Wednesday. Who needs Prince Charming when you have a coffee and a good attitude?”
84. “Wednesday; The day I play professional juggler with my patience, coffee, and sanity.”
85. “I used to think that the brain was the most wonderful organ in my body. Then I realized who was telling me this.”
86. “Keep calm, it’s only Wednesday. We still have 2 more days to go.”
87. “Think of Wednesday as a cookie jar; just reaching midweek gets you a treat of chuckles.”
88. “I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.”
89. “I’ve had it with this week! Oh wait, it’s only Wednesday.”
90. “Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.”
91. “Wednesday; Not as depressing as Monday, but still, you’re no Friday.”
92. “Wednesday; when the caffeine starts regretting meeting you.”
93. “Wednesday; the day with an identity crisis, smack in the middle and confused.”
94. “Wednesday’s plan; keep myself together with coffee and humor.”
95. “On Wednesday, we wear grins and bear the wins.”
96. “If Wednesday were a person, I’d share a comic joke to lighten its mood.”
97. “Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
98. “Wednesday is like that friend who’s stuck in the middle, not quite fun but not totally boring either.”
99. “Wednesday; the day when you can almost start to taste the weekend, but it’s just out of reach.”