Laugh It Up: 111 Funny Tuesday Quotes for a Better Week

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1. “Tuesday is the day when I tell myself, ‘You can do it!’ and my inner voice replies, ‘But do you really want to?

Tuesday is the day when I tell myself, ‘You can do it!’ and my inner voice replies, ‘But do you really want to?

2. “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.

– Anton Chekhov

Anton Chekhov Quote: “There isn’t a Monday that would not cede its place to Tuesday.”

3. “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.

– Emily P. Freeman

Emily P. Freeman Quote: “Tuesday is the most sensible day of the week.”

4. “Tuesday; Proof that the universe doesn’t want us to be too happy too early in the week.

Tuesday; Proof that the universe doesn’t want us to be too happy too early in the week.

5. “Morning checklist Alarm? Snoozed. Coffee? Brewing. Tuesday? Unfortunately, yes.

Morning checklist Alarm? Snoozed. Coffee? Brewing. Tuesday? Unfortunately, yes.

6. “When your bed is your Tuesday morning nemesis.

When your bed is your Tuesday morning nemesis.

7. “Tuesday; The only day that feels like a Monday in disguise.

Tuesday; The only day that feels like a Monday in disguise.

8. “On Tuesday nights, I’m a professional at counting the minutes until Friday.

On Tuesday nights, I’m a professional at counting the minutes until Friday.

9. “Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.

Tuesdays are really just Mondays dressed in their Sunday best.

10. “Tuesday; The day I promise myself to start dieting… right after this next snack.

Tuesday; The day I promise myself to start dieting… right after this next snack.

11. “Tuesday morning vibe; somewhere between ‘keep dreaming’ and ‘wake up already!

Tuesday morning vibe; somewhere between ‘keep dreaming’ and ‘wake up already!

12. “Tuesday is the day when my productivity level hits rock bottom and my procrastination game is at its strongest.

Tuesday is the day when my productivity level hits rock bottom and my procrastination game is at its strongest.

13. “Tuesday night is when I pretend to have my life together for the second time in a week.

Tuesday night is when I pretend to have my life together for the second time in a week.

14. “Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

Tuesday means we’re a day closer to a weekend spent dreading Monday.

15. “Tuesday night is the time when I question my life choices and wonder if it’s too late to become a professional ice cream taster.

Tuesday night is the time when I question my life choices and wonder if it’s too late to become a professional ice cream taster.

16. “Tuesday is the day I realize I have 3,675 tabs open on my browser, and none of them are for work.

Tuesday is the day I realize I have 3,675 tabs open on my browser, and none of them are for work.

17. “Tuesday morning; The universe’s way of saying, ‘Brace yourself, we’re doing this again.

Tuesday morning; The universe’s way of saying, ‘Brace yourself, we’re doing this again.

18. “Every Tuesday is another opportunity to stand taller, smile brighter, and love harder.

Every Tuesday is another opportunity to stand taller, smile brighter, and love harder.

19. “Ah, Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday – and push them off until Wednesday.

Ah, Tuesday. The day to remember all the things I didn’t get done on Monday – and push them off until Wednesday.

20. “They say Tuesday’s child is full of grace. They’ve obviously never seen me before my morning coffee.

They say Tuesday’s child is full of grace. They’ve obviously never seen me before my morning coffee.

21. “Tuesday; The day that’s not polite enough to be Monday.

Tuesday; The day that’s not polite enough to be Monday.

22. “I’m not sure if it’s Tuesday or just another Monday disguised as Tuesday.

I’m not sure if it’s Tuesday or just another Monday disguised as Tuesday.

23. “Tuesday; Because Monday was just a warm-up.

Tuesday; Because Monday was just a warm-up.

24. “On Tuesdays, I’m a professional multitasker. I can waste time, procrastinate, and avoid responsibility all at once.

On Tuesdays, I’m a professional multitasker. I can waste time, procrastinate, and avoid responsibility all at once.

25. “Tuesday; The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.

Tuesday; The day after Monday that reminds you that you still have four more days of not trying to slap a fellow co-worker.

26. “Alarm clocks on Tuesday mornings are the enemy of the state.

Alarm clocks on Tuesday mornings are the enemy of the state.

27. “Tuesday is Monday’s less popular sibling.

Tuesday is Monday’s less popular sibling.

28. “Tuesday mornings are proof that even coffee needs a little extra caffeine boost.

Tuesday mornings are proof that even coffee needs a little extra caffeine boost.

29. “Tuesday; The day to realize that Monday was not a dream.

Tuesday; The day to realize that Monday was not a dream.

30. “Tuesday is the day I start the week. Monday, I just deal with the shock that the weekend ended.

Tuesday is the day I start the week. Monday, I just deal with the shock that the weekend ended.

31. “Tuesday is the day when I start wondering if it’s too late to become a superhero and save myself from work.

Tuesday is the day when I start wondering if it’s too late to become a superhero and save myself from work.

32. “Tuesday is the day when I feel like a detective, searching for motivation that went missing on Monday.

Tuesday is the day when I feel like a detective, searching for motivation that went missing on Monday.

33. “Tuesday; The day when I realize my goals are as ambitious as my ability to find matching socks.

Tuesday; The day when I realize my goals are as ambitious as my ability to find matching socks.

34. “Tuesday morning; When coffee becomes my best friend and complaining becomes my hobby.

Tuesday morning; When coffee becomes my best friend and complaining becomes my hobby.

35. “On Tuesdays, I’m a master at looking busy while doing absolutely nothing productive.

On Tuesdays, I’m a master at looking busy while doing absolutely nothing productive.

36. “Tuesday; The day when my bed becomes the most comfortable and appealing place in the universe.

Tuesday; The day when my bed becomes the most comfortable and appealing place in the universe.

37. “When you think Tuesday is Monday but realize it’s actually Tuesday.

When you think Tuesday is Monday but realize it’s actually Tuesday.

38. “Tuesday; The day when my motivation levels are as low as the chances of winning the lottery.

Tuesday; The day when my motivation levels are as low as the chances of winning the lottery.

39. “Tuesday; The day when I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

Tuesday; The day when I put the ‘pro’ in procrastination.

40. “Tuesday; The day I can finally start using the excuse ‘I’m not a morning person

Tuesday; The day I can finally start using the excuse ‘I’m not a morning person

41. “Hello Tuesday, we meet again. I’d say it’s a pleasure, but we both know that’s a lie.

Hello Tuesday, we meet again. I’d say it’s a pleasure, but we both know that’s a lie.

42. “Tuesday nights are for dreaming about Friday and plotting my escape from the week.

Tuesday nights are for dreaming about Friday and plotting my escape from the week.

43. “My Tuesday morning workout; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

My Tuesday morning workout; jumping to conclusions, pushing my luck, and dodging deadlines.

44. “On Tuesday night, my bed turns into a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

On Tuesday night, my bed turns into a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do.

45. “Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.

Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything until later in the week.

46. “On Tuesday nights, my favorite party spot is the area between my bed and my alarm clock.

On Tuesday nights, my favorite party spot is the area between my bed and my alarm clock.

47. “Tuesday mornings; The only time I wish I could sleep text my boss saying, ‘I won the lottery. See you never.

Tuesday mornings; The only time I wish I could sleep text my boss saying, ‘I won the lottery. See you never.

48. “Someday is not a day of the week.

– Janet Dailey

Janet Dailey Quote: “Someday is not a day of the week.”

49. “Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine. Happy Tuesday!

Rise above the storm and you will find the sunshine. Happy Tuesday!

50. “Tuesday is the day when I actually start my week; on Monday, I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending

Tuesday is the day when I actually start my week; on Monday, I just deal with the depression of the weekend ending

51. “Trying to make Tuesday feel like Friday with an extra shot of espresso and a sprinkle of delusion.

Trying to make Tuesday feel like Friday with an extra shot of espresso and a sprinkle of delusion.

52. “Tuesday; The day when my coffee talks to me more than anyone else.

Tuesday; The day when my coffee talks to me more than anyone else.

53. “Tuesday’s plan; Coffee in one hand, ambition in the other, and a sprinkle of denial about the workload.

Tuesday’s plan; Coffee in one hand, ambition in the other, and a sprinkle of denial about the workload.

54. “Tuesday mornings should come with a mandatory ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.

Tuesday mornings should come with a mandatory ‘Do Not Disturb’ sign.

55. “Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Tuesday.

56. “Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything I didn’t get done on Monday.

Tuesday is my second favorite day of the week to put off everything I didn’t get done on Monday.

57. “Tuesday is the day when my brain decides to take a vacation, leaving me in charge with no manual.

Tuesday is the day when my brain decides to take a vacation, leaving me in charge with no manual.

58. “Tuesday; The day when my bed tries to hold me hostage, but my responsibilities drag me out anyway.

Tuesday; The day when my bed tries to hold me hostage, but my responsibilities drag me out anyway.

59. “I thought it was Thursday, but it’s only Tuesday. Ugh.

I thought it was Thursday, but it’s only Tuesday. Ugh.

60. “Tuesday; The day when it’s socially acceptable to wear your pajamas under your work clothes.

Tuesday; The day when it’s socially acceptable to wear your pajamas under your work clothes.

61. “Tuesday night’s vibe; too late to get anything done, too early to go to bed.

Tuesday night’s vibe; too late to get anything done, too early to go to bed.

62. “Transform your Tuesday; Let passion drive and determination navigate.

Transform your Tuesday; Let passion drive and determination navigate.

63. “Tuesday mornings are a good reason for reincarnation. Next time, I want to be a coffee bean.

Tuesday mornings are a good reason for reincarnation. Next time, I want to be a coffee bean.

64. “Tuesday; The day I remember I have a lot to do and not enough time to do it.

Tuesday; The day I remember I have a lot to do and not enough time to do it.

65. “Tuesday is a reminder that even Monday didn’t want to stick around.

Tuesday is a reminder that even Monday didn’t want to stick around.

66. “Tuesday is a huge reminder that I still have three more days to get through.

Tuesday is a huge reminder that I still have three more days to get through.

67. “Tuesday night is the proof that time travel doesn’t exist; otherwise, we’d all skip to Friday.

Tuesday night is the proof that time travel doesn’t exist; otherwise, we’d all skip to Friday.

68. “Tuesday; The day I bravely face my mountain of emails with the enthusiasm of a sloth.

Tuesday; The day I bravely face my mountain of emails with the enthusiasm of a sloth.

69. “It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.

It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early.

70. “Tuesday; The day when I dress like a responsible adult but secretly hope nobody notices my mismatched socks.

Tuesday; The day when I dress like a responsible adult but secretly hope nobody notices my mismatched socks.

71. “Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.

Tuesday isn’t so bad. It’s a sign that I’ve somehow survived Monday.

72. “On Tuesdays, I believe in the power of positive thinking, as long as I don’t have to actually do any work.

On Tuesdays, I believe in the power of positive thinking, as long as I don’t have to actually do any work.

73. “If Tuesday were a person, it would be Jan from The Office.

If Tuesday were a person, it would be Jan from The Office.

74. “On Tuesdays, I wear my ‘I’m silently correcting your grammar’ T-shirt because it’s too early for vocal corrections.

On Tuesdays, I wear my ‘I’m silently correcting your grammar’ T-shirt because it’s too early for vocal corrections.

75. “Tuesday night is the reminder that Wednesday is about to demand its rent for the week.

Tuesday night is the reminder that Wednesday is about to demand its rent for the week.

76. “On Tuesdays, I have the amazing ability to look incredibly busy without actually accomplishing anything.

On Tuesdays, I have the amazing ability to look incredibly busy without actually accomplishing anything.

77. “Tuesday is the day when I calculate the exact number of hours and minutes until the weekend arrives.

Tuesday is the day when I calculate the exact number of hours and minutes until the weekend arrives.

78. “Waking up on a Tuesday morning is my first heroic act of the day.

Waking up on a Tuesday morning is my first heroic act of the day.

79. “Good morning Tuesday! Now, can we fast forward to Friday?

Good morning Tuesday! Now, can we fast forward to Friday?

80. “On Tuesdays, I like to pretend that I’m a superhero, fighting off deadlines and saving the day with my coffee powers.

On Tuesdays, I like to pretend that I’m a superhero, fighting off deadlines and saving the day with my coffee powers.

81. “The biggest lie I tell myself on Tuesday night is ‘I’ll go to bed early tonight.’

The biggest lie I tell myself on Tuesday night is ‘I’ll go to bed early tonight.’

82. “Yawning is my new Tuesday morning hobby.

Yawning is my new Tuesday morning hobby.

83. “Tuesday is the day that makes me think I survived Monday.

Tuesday is the day that makes me think I survived Monday.

84. “Tuesday is the day when I contemplate the mysteries of the universe, like why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word.

Tuesday is the day when I contemplate the mysteries of the universe, like why ‘abbreviated’ is such a long word.

85. “Tuesday is just another word for Monday.

Tuesday is just another word for Monday.

86. “On Tuesday nights, I like to live dangerously by ignoring my early morning commitments.

On Tuesday nights, I like to live dangerously by ignoring my early morning commitments.

87. “Tuesday is Monday’s jealous cousin. It wants to be as hated but can never quite pull it off.

Tuesday is Monday’s jealous cousin. It wants to be as hated but can never quite pull it off.

88. “Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s hangover.

Dear Tuesday, nobody likes you either. You’re just Monday’s hangover.

89. “Tuesday; The day to remember that I still have four more days to get through.

Tuesday; The day to remember that I still have four more days to get through.

90. “Why do we call it ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves? Tuesday morning explained.

Why do we call it ‘rush hour’ when nothing moves? Tuesday morning explained.

91. “Tuesday mornings are for questioning the decisions that led me here, like setting an 8 AM alarm.

Tuesday mornings are for questioning the decisions that led me here, like setting an 8 AM alarm.

92. “Keep calm, it’s only Tuesday. We still have 2 days to go until the weekend.

Keep calm, it’s only Tuesday. We still have 2 days to go until the weekend.

93. “Tuesday morning forecast; groggy with a chance of grumpiness.

Tuesday morning forecast; groggy with a chance of grumpiness.

94. “It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!

It’s only Tuesday? Monday took so long that I thought it was Wednesday!

95. “If Tuesday were a movie, it would be called ‘Monday Part 2; The Sequel Nobody Asked For.

If Tuesday were a movie, it would be called ‘Monday Part 2; The Sequel Nobody Asked For.

96. “Tuesdays are the toddlers of the week – too much energy and no direction.

Tuesdays are the toddlers of the week – too much energy and no direction.

97. “Tuesdays are proof that the universe is still undecided about my week.

Tuesdays are proof that the universe is still undecided about my week.

98. “Tuesday; Because Monday wasn’t bad enough.

Tuesday; Because Monday wasn’t bad enough.

99. “Happy Tuesday. Don’t worry Friday is coming.

Happy Tuesday. Don’t worry Friday is coming.

100. “Tuesday; When you’re bravely soldiering on, but the weekend is still a mirage.

Tuesday; When you’re bravely soldiering on, but the weekend is still a mirage.

101. “The most adventurous thing I do on a Tuesday night is plan to wake up early and exercise Wednesday morning.

The most adventurous thing I do on a Tuesday night is plan to wake up early and exercise Wednesday morning.

102. “Turn your can’ts into cans and your dreams into plans this Tuesday.

Turn your can’ts into cans and your dreams into plans this Tuesday.

103. “Tuesday mornings should come with a warning sign; ‘Enter at your own risk; high levels of sleep deprivation.

Tuesday mornings should come with a warning sign; ‘Enter at your own risk; high levels of sleep deprivation.

104. “Tuesday; The day to be efficient – so I’ll have more time to be inefficient later.

Tuesday; The day to be efficient – so I’ll have more time to be inefficient later.

105. “Tuesday night; The unofficial celebration of surviving two workdays, with three more to go.

Tuesday night; The unofficial celebration of surviving two workdays, with three more to go.

106. “Tuesday nights are for channeling my inner night owl and ignoring the existence of alarm clocks.

Tuesday nights are for channeling my inner night owl and ignoring the existence of alarm clocks.

107. “After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.

After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W – T – F.

108. “Tuesday nights are for Netflix binging and wishing I had a pause button for the week.

Tuesday nights are for Netflix binging and wishing I had a pause button for the week.

109. “Tuesday night’s dilemma; to sleep early as a responsible adult or procrastinate like the champion I am.

Tuesday night’s dilemma; to sleep early as a responsible adult or procrastinate like the champion I am.

110. “Tuesday nights are for balancing the struggle between wanting to stay up late and desperately needing sleep.

Tuesday nights are for balancing the struggle between wanting to stay up late and desperately needing sleep.

111. “Tuesday nights are like the middle child of the week – somewhat overlooked but surprisingly crucial.

Tuesday nights are like the middle child of the week – somewhat overlooked but surprisingly crucial.
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