1. “Eyes are the windows to the soul. A smile is the mirror of the heart.”
2. “A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.”
3. “I am keeping with tradition today. After I learned of my Golden Globe nomination, I went to the dentist, so today, let’s make it the orthodontist.”
4. “Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.”
5. “Every time I go to the dentist they say, ‘You really need to fix that gap of yours’. I’m like, ‘My gap is paying your dentist bills.”
6. “I’m like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I’m very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.”
7. “You smiled then, and your whole face changed with it. It kind of lit up, like there were sunbeams coming from inside you.”
8. “My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.”
9. “Happiness is your dentist telling you it won’t hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.”
10. “I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.”
11. “Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.”
12. “It’s a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain.”
13. “A genuine smile comes from the heart, but a healthy smile needs good dental care.”
14. “Some tortures are physical and some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.”
15. “If economists could manage to get themselves thought of as humble, competent people on a level with dentists, that would be splendid.”
16. “I live at the dentist’s. I’m on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.”
17. “I am lucky; I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.”
18. “I am so stressed that my dentist told me I am grinding my teeth due to stress. So, every evening, I get shooting pain from my jaw to my head.”
19. “I wanted to study to be a dental hygienist, marry a rich dentist, and hang it up.”
20. “Be true to your teeth or they will be false to you.”
21. “You don’t have to brush all your teeth, just the ones you want to keep.”
22. “Some old women and men grow bitter with age; the more their teeth drop out, the more biting they get.”
23. “I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.”
24. “The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist’s drill.”
25. “My health plan doesn’t cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.”
26. “Trips to the dentist – I like to postpone that kind of thing.”
27. “I don’t get off on romantic parts. But I often think if I had had my dental work done early on, well, maybe.”
28. “Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.”
29. “I won’t have to brush my teeth or floss tonight. Any food trapped in my teeth got knocked out.”
30. “All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I’d sooner go to my dentist any day.”
31. “To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.”
32. “The best dentist is the one who doesn’t treat your teeth but your heart.”
33. “Whether you have teeth or not, smile! Because our world always needs a smile!”
34. “My father was a dentist. And my mother was a – do we still say ‘housewife’? A home engineer.”
35. “I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five.”
36. “Before I got into rock n’ roll, I was going to be a dentist.”
37. “It only takes a split second to smile and forget, yet to someone that needed it, it can last a lifetime.”
38. “If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist’s office would be full of luminous ideas.”
39. “A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.”
40. “I didn’t want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.”
41. “A dentist gets to the root of the problem.”
42. “No one can take our smiles away when dental decay is kept miles away.”
43. “Never open your mouth,unless you’re in the dentist chair”
44. “A smile remains the most inexpensive gift I can bestow on anyone and yet its powers can vanquish kingdoms.”
45. “A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth.”
46. “The mouth is the gateway to the body.”
47. “For there was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently.”
48. “I covered my face because they had taken my wisdom teeth out.”
49. “Blessed are they who hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists.”
50. “A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.”
51. “My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.”
52. “If you have more cavities than you have teeth you’ve led a ‘Sweet’ life.”
53. “If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him.”
54. “I had very good dentures once. Some magnificent gold work. It’s the only form of jewelry a man can wear that women fully appreciate.”
55. “Every tooth in a man’s head is more valuable than a diamond.”
56. “I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.”
