60 Badass Duke Nukem Quotes For Gamers

January 22, 2022

Duke Nukem is a fictional playable character and is the main protagonist of the Duke Nukem video game series. The character first appeared in Duke Nukem’s game, developed by Apogee Software in 1991.

The character has since appeared in several sequels produced by 3D Realms. His most recent appearance is in Duke Nukem Forever, released by Gearbox Software. Duke Nukem quotes are quite famous due to the badass nature of the character.

Now let’s look at some of the best Duke Nukem quotes handpicked…

Most Badass Duke Nukem Quotes

1. β€œGuess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town, and the last thing that’s gonna go through your mind before you die… is my size-13 boot!”

Guess again, freakshow. I’m coming back to town– Duke nukem

2. β€œDamn, that’s the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride!”

Damn, that's the second time those alien bastards shot up my ride – Duke nukem

3. β€œI go where I please, and I please where I go.”

I go where I please, and I please where I go – Duke nukem

4. β€œHey kids you remember i’m a professional, don’t try this at home!”

Hey kids you remember i’m a professional, don’t try this at home – Duke nukem

5. β€œI’m your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker! And right now you’re all that stands between me and a planet full of babes – so get ready to bend over and kiss your ass goodbye!”

I’m your worst nightmare, you uninvited alien scum-sucker  – Duke nukem

6. β€œThe bigger they are, the more they bleed!”

The bigger they are, the more they bleed – Duke nukem

7. β€œAhhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R!”

Ahhh, smell those traffic fumes. And no damn aliens! Time for some R & R – Duke nukem

8. β€œMy name is Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!”

My name is Duke Nukem – and I’m coming to get the rest of you alien bastards – Duke nukem

9. β€œYou’re wrong, Proton breath. I’ll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah!”

You're wrong, Proton breath. I'll be done with you and still have time to watch Oprah – Duke nukem

10. β€œI always said, if there was a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil…”

I always said, if there was a way to go, it’d have something to do with women, whips, and oil – Duke nukem

11. β€œYour face, your ass – what’s the difference?β€œ

Your face, your ass – what’s the difference – Duke nukem

12. β€œWhat are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater?”

What are you? Some bottom-feeding, scum-sucking algae eater  – Duke nukem

13. β€œAh, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ’em here…I can kill ’em anywhere!”

Ah, New York! It’s my kind of town. If I can kill ’em here…I can kill ’em anywhere  – Duke nukem

14. β€œDon’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about!”

Don’t worry about it, saving chicks is what I’m all about  – Duke nukem

15. β€œNuke ’em ’till they glow, then shoot ’em in the dark!”

Nuke ’em ’till they glow, then shoot ’em in the dark  – Duke nukem

16. β€œThis is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town.”

This is KTIT, K-Tit! Playing the breast- uhh, the best tunes in town  – Duke nukem

17. β€œI don’t die that easy boys. Come on time for a jail break…. by balls.”

I don't die that easy boys. Come on time for a jail break.... by balls  – Duke nukem

18. β€œAaah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning. I bet Morphix is hiding under a turd somewhere.”

Aaah, I love the smell of sewers in the morning. I bet Morphix is hiding under a turd somewhere  – Duke nukem

19. β€œI’m an equal opportunity ass kicker!”

I'm an equal opportunity ass kicker  – Duke nukem

20. β€œThis is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action. Woah, that water’s cold.”

This is taking forever. Time to stop pissing around and get this big guy back into action. Woah, that water's cold  – Duke nukem

21. β€œLooks like Morphix puts workers’ safety first… Right after everything else”

Looks like Morphix puts workers' safety first... Right after everything else – Duke nukem

22. “I hate to kick my own ass but it’s gotta be done.

I hate to kick my own ass but it's gotta be done  – Duke nukem

23. β€œ[beep, beep, beep] The number you have reached: 9-1-1 has been changed to a non-published number. β€œ

[beep, beep, beep] The number you have reached: 9-1-1 has been changed to a non-published number – Duke nukem

24. β€œCome on out, Morphix. There’s only two ways this can end, and in both of them… you die!”

Come on out, Morphix. There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them... you die  – Duke nukem

25. β€œWell, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I’m gonna enjoy pissin’ on your dead body!”

Well, enough talk then. Come get some! Oh, Silverback, one more thing. I'm gonna enjoy pissin' on your dead body  – Duke nukem

26. β€œLittle pig, little pig, let me in. Or I’ll huff and I’ll puff and I’ll kick your ass in!”

Little pig, little pig, let me in. Or I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll kick your ass in – Duke nukem

27. β€œBabes, bullets, bombs. Damn – I love this job!”

Babes, bullets, bombs. Damn – I love this job  – Duke nukem

28. β€œYou’re goin’ down faster than the XFL!β€œ

You’re goin’ down faster than the XFL – Duke nukem

29. β€œI’m gonna get medieval on your asses!”

I’m gonna get medieval on your asses  – Duke nukem

30. β€œMess with the best, you will die like the rest.”

Mess with the best, you will die like the rest  – Duke nukem

31. β€œI’m not gonna fight you, I’m gonna KICK YOUR ASS!”

I’m not gonna fight you, I’m gonna KICK YOUR ASS  – Duke nukem

32. β€œWhat are you waitin’ for? Christmas?”

What are you waitin' for? Christmas – Duke nukem

33. β€œHey! Get your ass out of here and bring me back my chicks! So much for the new boots…Has anyone seen Mr. Hankey?”

Hey! Get your ass out of here and bring me back my chicks! So much for the new boots  – Duke nukem

34. β€œSomeone’s gonna pay for making me find these friggin’ key cards!”

Someone's gonna pay for making me find these friggin' key cards  – Duke nukem

35. β€œHmm, no lights… must be part of Morphix’s energy conservation plan.”

Hmm, no lights... must be part of Morphix's energy conservation plan  – Duke nukem

36. β€œHey kids you remember i’m a professional, don’t try this at home!”

Hey kids you remember i'm a professional, don't try this at home  – Duke nukem

37. β€œI like a good cigar…and a bad woman…”

I like a good cigar…and a bad woman – Duke nukem

38. β€œThis is why I have games named after me!”

This is why I have games named after me  – Duke nukem

39. β€œFriends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks.”

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your chicks  – Duke nukem

40. β€œIs it true that Roman girls have Roman hands?”

Is it true that Roman girls have Roman hands  – Duke nukem

41. β€œIt ain’t no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking.”

It ain't no bike, but it sure beats the hell outta walking  – Duke nukem

42. β€œNobody steals our chicks… and lives!”

Nobody steals our chicks… and lives  – Duke nukem

43. β€œDon’t get your panties all in a bunch.”

Don’t get your panties all in a bunch  – Duke nukem

44. β€œSometimes I even amaze myself.”

Sometimes I even amaze myself  – Duke nukem

45. β€œYou’re an inspiration for birth control.”

You’re an inspiration for birth control  – Duke nukem

46. β€œβ€¦and I thought cigars smelled bad!”

...and I thought cigars smelled bad  – Duke nukem

47. β€œI’m climbing a ladder……..to heaven.”

I'm climbing a ladder........to heaven – Duke nukem

48. β€œAll aboard the Midtown Express… to hell!”

All aboard the Midtown Express... to hell  – Duke nukem

49. β€œAnother day, another disembowelment.”

Another day, another disembowelment  – Duke nukem

50. β€œOften imitated never duplicated.

Often imitated never duplicated  – Duke nukem

51. “You can’t beat the real thing baby.

You can't beat the real thing baby  – Duke nukem

52. β€œThat hurt you more than it hurt me.”

That hurt you more than it hurt me  – Duke nukem

53. β€œThis is gonna fuck up my hair!”

This is gonna fuck up my hair  – Duke nukem

54. β€œI like big guns, and I cannot lie.”

I like big guns, and I cannot lie – Duke nukem

55. β€œGuns don’t kill mutants, I kill mutants.”

Guns don’t kill mutants, I kill mutants  – Duke nukem

56. β€œWhat the *bleep* (f**k) is goin’ on here?!”

What the *bleep* (f**k) is goin' on here?  – Duke nukem

57. β€œPower armor is for pussies! ”

Power armor is for pussies  – Duke nukem

58. β€œIt’s my way or… Hell, it’s my way!”

It’s my way or… Hell, it’s my way  – Duke nukem

59. β€œAlien boys, there’s a new sheriff in town.”

Alien boys, there's a new sheriff in town  – Duke nukem

History of Duke Nukem

The legacy of Duke Nukem started In 1991 when he first appeared in an Apogee platform game – Duke Nukem. After that, there are three episodes where he appears as the main protagonist.

A few years later, Duke Nukem II was released. The character’s popularity increased due to the launch of Duke Nukem 3D, released in 1996 because it was an FPS game. 

Duke Nukem Forever, which was delayed, was finally released In 2011, and Duke Nukem was again featured in it. The developers gave a proper explanation of why it took 14 years to develop the game and where Duke Nukem was in that time period. 

Bosses Defeated by Duke Nukem

Battlelord: When you reach the end of L.A. Meltdown, you will fight the first boss in Duke Nukem 3D – Battlelord. It first appears in The Abyss, but it is later seen as a boss on Prima Arena and Tour de Nukem.

Overlord: Overlord will be the last boss of the level Overlord, which is the level that ends the story in Lunar Apocalypse in Duke Nukem 3D. Within Alien World Order, the Overlord appears again towards the end of the game’s Red Ruckus on higher difficulty settings.

Cycloid Emperor: Cycloid Emperor was the last boss in Shrapnel City, making it the ultimate boss in the first edition of Duke Nukem 3D. The bosses that were later added to the game were both in the Atomic Edition and 20th Anniversary Edition.

Alien Queen: The Queen is the last stage in The Birth In Duke Nukem 3D, and you will fight Alien Queen as the last boss. The Alien Queen is famous as the only boss to be underwater in the game and has the highest health of all other enemies in the game.

Cycloid Incinerator: Cycloid Incinerator will be the last boss in Hollywood Inferno, the last stage in Alien World Order in Duke Nukem 3D.

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